Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher get married – have we been Punk’d?

September 26th, 2005 New York, NY – Actors Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher were married on Saturday, September 24, media has reported – and like most couples, nuptials bring on a series of questions, but when dealing with one of the highest profile May-December relationships the questions tend to expand past the customary, “What will you be naming the baby?”

Odds makers at BetCRIS.com have anticipated the inquiries of the celebrity concerned public and have calculated the possible outcomes of Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher’s marriage by January 31st, 2006.

They will file for divorce – 20 to 1
Announce they will have a baby – 1.5 to 1
Demi Moore will join That 70’s Show cast – 30 to 1
Ashton Kutcher will be a fulltime nanny – 50 to 1
Not really married, a Punk’d Prank – 3 to 1